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Friday, October 31

Southern Lord is releasing 6,666 copies of Dave Grohl's Probot side-project single on 7"

The full-length hits stores February 10th.

  1. Centuries Of Sin (feat. Cronos of Venom)
  2. Red War (feat. Max Cavalera of Soulfly and Sepultura)
  3. Shake Your Blood (feat. Lemmy of Motorhead)
  4. Access Babylon (feat. Mike Dean of Corrosion of Conformity)
  5. Silent Spring (feat. Kurt Brecht of DRI)
  6. Ice Cold Man (feat. Lee Dorrian of Cathedral and Napalm Death)
  7. the Emerald Law (feat. Wino of St. Vitus, Obsessed, Spirit Caravan and Place of Skulls)
  8. Big Sky (feat. Tom G. Warrior of Celtic Frost and Apollyon Sun)
  9. Dictatorsaurus (feat. Snake of Voivod)
  10. My Tortured Soul (feat. Eric Wagner of Trouble)
  11. Sweet Dreams (feat. King Diamond of Mercyful Fate)
* thank mark for the link.

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Thursday, October 30
  • Listen, I don't know who's booking shows at that new club in Providence, but my hat goes off to you - whoever you are. Ultra (the name needs some work) opens up the middle of November with a barrage of impressive shows:
    • 11/08 Jefferson Starship performing the songs of Jefferson Airplane. Acoustic. In synch to 2001 Space Odyssey. Say whaaaa?
    • 11/16 Phantom Planet
    • 11/18 Rufus Wainwright
    • 11/19 Rahzel
    • 11/21 Le Tigre
    • 11/25 The Derek Trucks Band
    • 12/01 The Liars
    • 12/03 Das EFX and the RZA

  • "Welcome to Nellyville, where all newborns get a half a mil'!" note: due to the fact that Nelly was recently robbed BLIND, newborns will no longer be receiving $500,000 dollars. They will, however, receive a coupon for a free Blizzard at the DQ. I just got my hands on the new Nelly single and it's so so so so good. I was like "Wow. This sounds like they sampled the theme from The People's Court." I checked it out. They did sample the theme from People's Court. And it's produced by Cee-Lo.

  • Portastatic covers Ronnie Lane, Badfinger and Springsteen on Autumn Was A Lark. My favorite album right now. [preview tracks]

  • Redneck religous zealots/politicians accidentally uncover a bottomless pit of evil and hatred. Yeeeeh Haw!

  • Today I thought about my 401k plan while listening to death metal.

  • Since no one else has done it, I'm claiming the terms Vietniraq and Iraqetnam as my own.

  • Why is Wholefoods the only supermarket in Providence that hires police to patrol their aisles? The other night there were three cops in produce, a cop in the bakery section and this old, drunk-looking Irish cop over by one of the end-caps. The only suspicious character I have ever seen in Wholefoods was guy from Olneyville Sound System. He was buying peanut butter.

  • Prefix Magazine (perpetually dishing out great interviews) has an interview with Reggie and The Full Effect
    You sure like the lobster.
    Yeah, whenever I can afford it. But when it's all-you-can-eat crab month you can't pass it up, because it's like $20 for two people and it's all-you-can-eat crab!

  • I'm owned by a major media outlet, but it's not Viacom. Keep guessing.

  • Words of Wisdom from GOOD MAN:
  • Ever sit in a meeting with your company's network admin guys and one of them says "blah blah blah ODBC..." and your ears perk up because you think he's talking about Dirt McGirt?

  • The Onion interviews Will Ferrell
    "But this last one I did, Boston, which is supposed to be the most hardcore, was the most fun. I broke four hours, and the crowds were just amazing. How can you go wrong when people are chanting 'Frank The Tank' as you're running?"
    Ferrell will be playing Ignatius J. Reilly in the film adaptation of A Confederacy of Dunces.
* I stole links from catchdubs and stereogum.
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Wednesday, October 29

Just got this email from Brian:

> > Some woman just called in to complain that her teenage son had set their home page to Slatch.com.

   > Come on. You're shitting me.

      I shit you not. I almost busted out laughing. I made her spell it out.

I'm sorry I got you in trouble kid. Drop me an email and I'll send you a free CD or something.



New stuff on 75 or Less that I have neglected to mention:
  • Brian is right. If you haven't been listening to My Morning Jacket, you're dead to me. Mark just pointed out that their stuff is selling for CRAZY amounts of cash on eBay.

  • Nick checks the new Panthers EP.

  • Leslie has me listening to The Decemberists.

  • Kate has a review of the new Basement Jaxx disc. I've only heard a few tracks, but it sounds ass-shaking good.

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Tuesday, October 28

Lookin' a little slim.
This week in new releases.

  • Dear Leader - Good Times Are Killing Me    The band is made up of the remainder of Boston's Sheila Divine. Speaking of the Dear Leader, someone pointed out that you can buy his crazy-ass books on Amazon. The customer reviews are priceless. "I used to think that the greatest thinker of all time was Kim Il-Sung. But now I realize what a mistake that was. His son--Kim Jong-Il--is an even more extraordinary talent!"

  • Decibully - City Of Festivals    The disc came out a week or two ago and I totally forgot to mention it. Sounds nice. [listen]

  • Denali - Instinct

  • Dirtbombs - Dangerous Magical Noise

  • Hatebreed - Rise Of Brutality  My pick of the week for new releases. I was going to give my copy to Dave, but I'm changing my mind. I need to bask in their hatred a little longer before I pass it on. Other reasons to like them: 1) They're from New England. 2) They stayed evil and full of anger, even after signing to a major label. 3) If you go to a Hatebreed show, there's a 50% chance that Slayer will be there, drinking and scaring the shit out of high school kids.

  • Moody Blues - December

  • R.E.M. - In Time: Best Of R.E.M. '88 to '03  This is the equivalent of saying "The Best of The Boston Red Sox: 1919 to 2003," or "The Best of John Cusack: America's Sweethearts to Serendipity."

  • Strokes - Room On Fire  The Strokes "Room On Fire" vs. The Neptunes' "Ass on Fire." Tell your frir-ends - this my man Busta. I hope your ass bigger than Winona.
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Monday, October 27

Brian points out that Amazon/Foot Locker has Kangaroos re-issues. The price has gone up a little bit since I was eight years old.
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SPOOKY ROADS

Ghosts don't limit themselves to buildings and ruins, either. Some roads are said to be haunted by visions that have been sworn to by motorists over the years, such as the Faceless Ghost of Reservoir Road.

Paul Eno, a paranormal investigator -- a.k.a. ghost hunter -- from Woonsocket, said he's talked to "a number of people who've seen a faceless ghost in the vicinity of the reservoir up there." They'll be driving in this lonely area and spot a man walking on the side of the road. And as they go by, they see the man has no face. And then, when they look into their rearview mirror, the figure is gone. "It's pretty spooky," Eno said.

A similar ghost is said to haunt Biscuit City Road in South Kingstown, Eno said. "If you go out on a night of a full moon and you look hard enough, you're going to see something, whether you try to or not."

Hawes, of the Atlantic Paranormal Society, said the Great Swamp in Charlestown was the site of a massacre in which colonists slaughtered the native Indians. "Supposedly, you can still hear cries and gunshots and screaming," Hawes said. "Sometimes, you can see Indians in their war regalia walking through the swamp."

Spirits also have been seen fairly regularly throughout Providence's East Side, especially on historic Benefit Street, according to Rory Raven, a mindreader and amateur historian who leads Ghost Walks there this time of year. "It's a very pleasant, lovely street. But it's got sort of this weird history about it."

A man in black has been seen walking up and down Benefit Street, where an 18th-century horse-drawn carriage has been known to pull up to a house and then vanish.

Screams are said to be heard from a gothic mansion at Brown and Angell Streets, once the site of a lawyer's office. The story goes that an unhappy client shot the lawyer here, and the dead man's screams can still be heard.

The ghost of the poet Edgar Allan Poe has been known to drop by the Providence Athenaeum, the private library where he once courted Sarah Helen Whitman, a Providence woman who spurned his marriage proposals.

And who knows what happened to the ghost of Mill Street? A lamplighter lived there with his daughter, who'd have supper waiting for him each night. One winter, she died. Her father put her body in a black coffin in the front room, illuminated by candles, until neighbors complained and he was forced to bury her. But for years, people claimed to see her face staring from the windows there. The house and the street, near the Roger Williams National Monument, are no longer there, Raven said.
- full story in the projo.

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